Kids,
kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Homer Simpson |
Marge,
I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's
also the food preparation.
Homer Simpson |
Ah,
TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!"
Homer Simpson |
Marge,
I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In
theory.
Homer Simpson |
You
think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't
let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and
more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just
gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't
let me live!
Homer Simpson |
Television!
Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Homer Simpson |
I
want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to
explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone.
I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge!
Won't you let me live?
Homer Simpson |
I've
always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is
-- and it's me.
Homer Simpson |
Lisa
honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Homer Simpson |
All
normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was
no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying
to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Homer Simpson |