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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
Homer Simpson
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Homer Simpson
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Homer Simpson
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Homer Simpson
Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
Homer Simpson
No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.
Homer Simpson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Homer Simpson
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson
They have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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