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Quotes of the Week - March 16, 2010:
"Listen, he's a nice person, but he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down traffic." -- Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather on Barack Obama.

"A ban on eating would show China has reached a new level of civilization." --Chinese professor Chang Jiwen on China considering making the eating cats and dogs illegal.

"We used to hustle on over the border for health care...And I think, isn't that kind of ironic now." -- Sarah Palin, former governer of Alaska, admits her family used to go to Canada for medical treatment when she was a child. Canada has a single-payer system, which Palin opposes.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
Homer Simpson
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Homer Simpson
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Homer Simpson
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Homer Simpson
Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
Homer Simpson
No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.
Homer Simpson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Homer Simpson
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson
They have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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