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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
Homer Simpson
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Homer Simpson
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Homer Simpson
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Homer Simpson
Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
Homer Simpson
No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.
Homer Simpson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Homer Simpson
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson
They have the Internet on computers, now?
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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