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10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012
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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about
saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential
hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try
to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe
exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always
something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just
give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
"American children had never seen a moving bosom before."
-- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny
McPhee.
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Ignore
the boy, Lord.
Homer Simpson |
Dear
Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't
deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!
Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them
at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're
omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?
Homer Simpson |
You
know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with
me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God
bless her soul, she was really onto something.
Homer Simpson |
When
will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom
of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer Simpson |
The
lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who
to smite and they shall be smoten!!!
Homer Simpson |
Oh,
people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
14% of people know that.
Homer Simpson |
Don't
worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it
up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph
Stalin. (on death of cat).
Homer Simpson |
And
how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out
of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course,
and I forgot how to drive?
Homer Simpson |
Lisa,
if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's
that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling
and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer Simpson |
Aw,
Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old
man, and old people are useless.
Homer Simpson |
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| Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954. |
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