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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

God bless those pagans.
Homer Simpson

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
Homer Simpson

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t
Homer Simpson

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
Homer Simpson

Mmmm, free goo.
Homer Simpson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson

Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!
Homer Simpson

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.