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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson
God bless those pagans.
Homer Simpson
I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
Homer Simpson
I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t
Homer Simpson
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
Homer Simpson
Mmmm, free goo.
Homer Simpson
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!
Homer Simpson
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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