Facts
are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's
even remotely true!
Homer Simpson |
When
I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know
they're about to jab me with something.
Homer Simpson |
Son,
this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay
to lose.
Homer Simpson |
Well
you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just
have to read the manual and press the right button.
Homer Simpson |
If
something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer Simpson |
Dear
Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Homer Simpson |
If
there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Homer Simpson |
Don't
worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.
In a giant blender.
Homer Simpson |
I'm
not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save
me, Superman!
Homer Simpson |
Lisa,
if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American
way.
Homer Simpson |