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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Homer Simpson
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Homer Simpson
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
Homer Simpson
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Homer Simpson
If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer Simpson
Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Homer Simpson
If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Homer Simpson
Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
Homer Simpson
I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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