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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Homer Simpson
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Homer Simpson
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
Homer Simpson
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Homer Simpson
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer Simpson
Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Homer Simpson
If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Homer Simpson
Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
Homer Simpson
I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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