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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.
Homer Simpson
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
Homer Simpson
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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