Don't
eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. (to aliens who abducted
Simpson family) |
I
like my beer cold
my TV loud
and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson |
The
code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to
be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those
different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone
feels exactly the same way you do. |
I
think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could
beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the
age of four. |
And
there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is
turned.
Homer Simpson |
Being
popular is the most important thing in the world!
Homer Simpson |
Old
people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and
studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson |
Trying
is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson |
America's
health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden,
Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your
lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay! |
What's
the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here
anyway?
Homer Simpson |