When
it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters
always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them,
you'll get plenty back in return.
Homer Simpson |
Don't
you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Homer Simpson |
I'm
not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should
I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer Simpson |
Quiet
you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Homer Simpson |
I
want to share something with you: The three little sentences
that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number
2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got
here. |
Your
mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though
they say it's okay in the bible.
Homer Simpson |
Marge,
there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to
fill it with family, religion, community service, but those
were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Homer Simpson |
No
matter how good you are at something, there's always about a
million people better than you.
Homer Simpson |
If
something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak
English. |
I
have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going
crazy!'
Homer Simpson |