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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Homer Simpson
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Homer Simpson
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Homer Simpson
Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer Simpson
Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer Simpson
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Homer Simpson
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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