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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Homer Simpson

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Homer Simpson

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Homer Simpson

Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer Simpson

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer Simpson

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Homer Simpson

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Homer Simpson

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.