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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Homer Simpson
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson
English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Homer Simpson
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Homer Simpson
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Homer Simpson
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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