Kill
my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson |
'To
Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Homer Simpson |
You
can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move
on.
Homer Simpson |
Now,
son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids
with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson |
English
- Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson |
I
think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone
always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Homer Simpson |
Go
ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Homer Simpson |
Operator!
Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson |
Marge,
you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman
- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing
the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort
thing.
Homer Simpson |
All
right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of
my livers. I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson |