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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Homer Simpson

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Homer Simpson

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Homer Simpson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.