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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Homer Simpson
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Homer Simpson
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Homer Simpson
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close.
Homer Simpson
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
Homer Simpson
If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
Homer Simpson
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
Homer Simpson
Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about.
Homer Simpson
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Waaaah!
Homer Simpson

Singing to air of Flintstones theme song.
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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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