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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer Simpson

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Homer Simpson

If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.
Homer Simpson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Homer Simpson

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
Homer Simpson

And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
Homer Simpson

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
Homer Simpson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.