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"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

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"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer Simpson

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Homer Simpson

If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.
Homer Simpson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Homer Simpson

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
Homer Simpson

And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
Homer Simpson

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
Homer Simpson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.