Quotes of the Week - June 23, 2009:
"What's up London?" -- Britney Spears addressing audience
at her show in Manchester.
"It's time to heal the wounds of the monument with the return of
the marbles which belong to it." -- Carolos Papoulias, Greek President,
renewing demands to Britain to return Parthenon statues taken nearly
200 years ago.
"Protesting against lies and fraud is your right." -- Mir-Hossein
Mousavi, Iranian opposition leader, defying country's Supreme Leader
by supporting protests of the disputed presidential election.
"The burqa is not a religious sign; it's a sign of subservience,
a sign of debasement." -- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, announcing
the Muslim burqa would not be welcome in France.
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Simpsons Quotes - Funny Homer Simpson Quotes Sayings
I'm
going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I
won't be back for TEN MINUTES. Homer Simpson
Bart,
with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of
useful things like...love! Homer Simpson
Unfortunately,
son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in
order to hold our own. Homer Simpson
Dear
Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my
life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So
here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I
won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely
no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering
of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give
me no sign. Thy will be done. Homer Simpson
The
strong must protect the sweet. Homer Simpson
Ah,
sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? Homer Simpson
Son,
a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd
step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop
at one. You wanna drink another woman! Homer Simpson
Marge,
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Homer Simpson
Remember
as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. Homer Simpson
I
know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an
electric football machine more than anything else in the world,
and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day
of my life. Well, goodnight. Homer Simpson
Your
lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many
of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for
promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks! Homer Simpson
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