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Homer Simpson Quotes
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When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.
Homer Simpson
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Homer Simpson
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer Simpson
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Homer Simpson
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.
Homer Simpson
Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Homer Simpson
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Homer Simpson
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
I have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going crazy!'
Homer Simpson
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