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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Homer Simpson
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Homer Simpson
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Homer Simpson
Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer Simpson
Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Homer Simpson
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
Homer Simpson
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Homer Simpson
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