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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Homer Simpson
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Homer Simpson
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Homer Simpson
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close.
Homer Simpson
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
Homer Simpson
If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
Homer Simpson
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
Homer Simpson
Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about.
Homer Simpson
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Waaaah!
Homer Simpson

Singing to air of Flintstones theme song.
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