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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Homer Simpson
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Homer Simpson
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!"
Homer Simpson
Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
Homer Simpson
You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!
Homer Simpson
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Homer Simpson
I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
Homer Simpson
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Homer Simpson
Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer Simpson
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Homer Simpson
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