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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.
Homer Simpson
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
Homer Simpson
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
Homer Simpson
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