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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Ignore the boy, Lord.
Homer Simpson
Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?
Homer Simpson
You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.
Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer Simpson
The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!
Homer Simpson
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Homer Simpson
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. (on death of cat).
Homer Simpson
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer Simpson
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer Simpson
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Homer Simpson
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