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Homer Simpson Quotes
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Homer Simpson
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Homer Simpson
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
Homer Simpson
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Homer Simpson
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer Simpson
Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
Homer Simpson
If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Homer Simpson
Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
Homer Simpson
I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer Simpson
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