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|The major civilizing force in the world is not
religion, it is sex.
The most important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and
cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to
laugh, I think of my sex life.
The most memorable is always the current one; the rest just
merge into a sea of blondes.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and
The plainest person can look beautiful, can "be" beautiful.
It only needs the fire of sex to rise delicately to change an
ugly face to a lovely one. That is really sex appeal: the communicating
of a sense of beauty.
D. H. Lawrence
The pleasure of the act of love is gross and brief and brings
loathing after it.
The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then
put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good."
The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire
while they are making love.
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had
God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised Him to
continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out
The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and
loving union of the two is the fullness of health and duty and
happiness to be expected.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with
The species of whale known as the black right whale has four
kilos of brains and 1,000 kilos of testicles. If it thinks at
all, we know what it is thinking about. Jon Lien
The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he
excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring
her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth
her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes
to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion,
a good mother, and a good human being.
Haroun Al Makhzoumi, The Fountain of Pleasure
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides
regularly sleep with the enemy.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
P. J. O'Rourke
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world
and those who want power in bed.
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast,
would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your
own sex . . . People should be very free with sex, they should
draw the line at goats.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things may
be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields
There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut
butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Those people who think good sex is more important to a marriage
than good manners will find they are wrong. It is an irony,
appreciated only by the French, that good manners are the basis
of very good sex. In bed, the two more erotic words in any language
are thank you and please.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
What is a playboy? It is usually someone who is getting more
sex than you are.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When
a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is
an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the
When seen - obscene, when heard - absurd, but done - great fun.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.
Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows
anything about it, he shouldn't.
George Bernard Shaw
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall
into two major categories: 1) Not enough. 2) Too much. Ann Landers
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They
should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous
and involuntary erections in holy men.
You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even
Rae Dawn Chong
You don't have to know,
How to read or write,
When you're out with a feller,
In the pale moonlight,
You don't have to look,
At a book to find,
What he thinks of the moon,
And what is on his mind,
That comes naturally.
Irving Berlin, Annie Get Your Gun
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed
adultery, are now extinct.
W. Somerset Maugham
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the
grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed
at the same time.
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