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The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
Hugh Hefner

The most important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
Glenda Jackson

The most memorable is always the current one; the rest just merge into a sea of blondes.
Rod Stewart

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey

The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Malcolm Muggeridge

The plainest person can look beautiful, can "be" beautiful. It only needs the fire of sex to rise delicately to change an ugly face to a lovely one. That is really sex appeal: the communicating of a sense of beauty.
D. H. Lawrence

The pleasure of the act of love is gross and brief and brings loathing after it.

The President inserted a cigar into Ms Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good." .
Kenneth Starr

The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love.
Don Rose

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised Him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.
Martin Luther

The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and loving union of the two is the fullness of health and duty and happiness to be expected.
William Hall

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Havelock Ellis

The species of whale known as the black right whale has four kilos of brains and 1,000 kilos of testicles. If it thinks at all, we know what it is thinking about. Jon Lien
The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion, a good mother, and a good human being.
Haroun Al Makhzoumi, The Fountain of Pleasure

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
Quentin Crisp

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'Rourke

There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.
Jackie Onassis

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex . . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John

There may be some things better than sex, and some things may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it.
Lily Tomlin

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel

Those people who think good sex is more important to a marriage than good manners will find they are wrong. It is an irony, appreciated only by the French, that good manners are the basis of very good sex. In bed, the two more erotic words in any language are thank you and please.
Hubert Downs

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Mae West

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
Tom Clancy

What is a playboy? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
Author Unknown

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Author Unknown

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening

When seen - obscene, when heard - absurd, but done - great fun.
John O'Mill

When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Johnny Carson

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Prue Leith

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't.
George Bernard Shaw

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: 1) Not enough. 2) Too much. Ann Landers
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
St. Augustine

You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him.
Rae Dawn Chong

You don't have to know,
How to read or write,
When you're out with a feller,
In the pale moonlight,
You don't have to look,
At a book to find,
What he thinks of the moon,
And what is on his mind,
That comes naturally.
Irving Berlin, Annie Get Your Gun

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
W. Somerset Maugham

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
Joe Orton

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
Frederic Raphael
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