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Topic: Sex Quotes - Sayings about Sex
Sex Quotes 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Author Unknown

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen

Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man.
Peter Porter

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
Dudley Moore

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
Matt Groening

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas S. Szasz

Men and women will retain their sex in heaven.
Pope John Paul II

Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Erica Jong

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Baldwin

Much of our highly valued cultural heritage has been acquired at the cost of sexuality.
Sigmund Freud

Murder is a crime. Writing about it isn't. Sex is not a crime, but writing about it is. Why.
Larry Flynt

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Emo Philips

My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you.
Andy Rooney

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
Erica Jong

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
Ruby Wax

Niagara Falls is the bride's second great disappointment.
Oscar Wilde

No sex is better than bad sex.
Germaine Greer

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry A. Kissinger

Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love corrupteth and embaseth it.
Francis Bacon

Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Anatole France

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain

Oh, moment of sweet peril, perilous sweet! When woman joins herself to man.
Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Lord Lytton (Owen Meredith)

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Jane Austin

One should never be sexually involved with anyone one genuinely cares for. A sexual relationship guarantees a loss.
Mary Gordon

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
Katherine Whitehorn

Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections - who can't remember what to do with them.
Andy Rooney

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Author Unknown

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals with out the software.
Arthur C. Clarke

Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.
Susan Sontag

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

Rio is not a sexy town; it is a copulating town . . . Going to bed with women is almost a national hobby with Brazilians; it is rather like cricket in England.
George Mikes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen

Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.
D. H. Lawrence

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Is all my brain and body need
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are very good indeed.
Ian Dury

Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.
Alexander the Great

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren

Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.
Henri Bergson

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
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