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Topic: Sex Quotes - Famous Sayings about Sex
Sex Quotes 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.
Gael Greene

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.
John Wayne

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.
Clark Gable

Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.
Author Unknown

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Dorothy Parker

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
Phyllis Diller

Home is heaven and orgies are vile
But you need an orgy, once in a while.
Ogden Nash

Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Sam Austin

Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA.
Ronald Reagan

I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.
Lady Alice Hillingdon

I am not against sex . . . I am here as a result of sex.
Billy Graham

I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood - sex and the dead.
William Butler Yeats

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.
William J. Clinton

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
William J. Clinton

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex.
Mrs. Alfred Kinsey

I don't think when I make love.
Brigitte Bardot

I feel that nothing so casts down the manly mind from its height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.
St. Augustine

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr, President of the University of California

I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love.

I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think about a lot, because you aren't allowed to have it. It's replaced by sex in your adolescence. The same kind of plotting, secretiveness, the same kind of parental disapproval. And then you get to an age where you would just as soon have candy again.
Fran Lebowitz

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Woody Allen

I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.
Hedy Lamarr

I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love.
Marilyn Monroe

I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
Dudley Moore

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't they are passionately fond.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave.
Beverly Mickins

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore Vidal

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis

I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
James Joyce, Ulysses

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
J. Edgar Hoover

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.
Woody Allen

I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.
Robert Mitchum

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
Woody Allen
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