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|A fast word about oral contraception. I asked
a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.
A little still she strove, and much repented, and whispering,
"I will ne'er consent" - consented.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes
nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little
tricks with his bed-fellow when he is disposed to make that
use of her that nature designed her for.
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do
it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with
himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove
Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a
man than an angel, any day.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the
women he couldn't.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire,
four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Alas! the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful
All lovers swear more performance than they are able.
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure
I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy
sometimes results in sex.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more
interesting than sex.
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks
outsell sex books three to one.
L. M. Boyd
As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff
one. Now I have four stiff and one supple.
Henri, duc d'Aumale
As I grow older and older
And totter toward the tomb,
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L. Sayers
Bed is the poor man's opera.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
But be careful that you don't gallop ahead, leaving her behind.
And make sure that she doesn't reach the finish before you do.
But did thee feel the earth move.
Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and
super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for
Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water
Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth
greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing.
Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither
the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging
over these events that darkens a husband's mood.
Marquis de Sade
Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There
are in a beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being
seen only in a half-light.
Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average
human being is in all that concerns sexual life.
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do - so
long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting,
sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel.
Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon,
parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns
bruised to powder and drank in muscadel, scallion, sea shell
Even if you gods, and all the goddesses too, should be looking
on, yet would I be glad to sleep with golden Aphrodite.
Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in
the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Give me chastity and continence - but not yet.
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use
both at the same time.
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being
good at them.
Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you
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