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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.
Woody Allen

A little still she strove, and much repented, and whispering, "I will ne'er consent" - consented.
Lord Byron

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers

A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks with his bed-fellow when he is disposed to make that use of her that nature designed her for.
Desiderius Erasmus

A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove it.
Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Author Unknown

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Sanskrit Proverb

Alas! the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful thing.
Lord Byron

All lovers swear more performance than they are able.
William Shakespeare

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
Evelyn Waugh

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
Barbara Cartland

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
L. M. Boyd

As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff one. Now I have four stiff and one supple.
Henri, duc d'Aumale

As I grow older and older
And totter toward the tomb,
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L. Sayers

Bed is the poor man's opera.
Italian Proverb

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

But be careful that you don't gallop ahead, leaving her behind. And make sure that she doesn't reach the finish before you do.

But did thee feel the earth move.
Ernest Hemingway

Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush

Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
Barbara Seaman

Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes

Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth…certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
Harold Pinter

Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood.
Marquis de Sade

Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being seen only in a half-light.

Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being is in all that concerns sexual life.
Sigmund Freud

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do - so long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Rodney Dangerfield

Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon, parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to powder and drank in muscadel, scallion, sea shell fish, etc.
Aristotle's Masterpiece

Even if you gods, and all the goddesses too, should be looking on, yet would I be glad to sleep with golden Aphrodite.

Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
Ambrose Bierce

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Isabel Allende

Give me chastity and continence - but not yet.
Saint Augustine

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret

Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.
Gael Greene
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