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Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.
Milton Berle

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby

Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern times. The Victorians pretended it did not exist; the moderns pretend nothing else exists.
Fulton J Sheen

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.
Thomas S. Szasz

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity.
Joseph Fetterman

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.
Shirley MacLaine

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Author Unknown

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it is going to last.
Author Unknown

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'.
Author Unknown

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Swami X

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Quentin Crisp

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
Havelock Ellis

Sex on the whole was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie Burchill

Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerged unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more.
Alex Comfort

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen

Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore

Sexual intercourse...is merely internal attrition and the spasmodic excretion of mucus.
Marcus Aurelius

Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
Charles Baudelaire

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny.
William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

Someone asked Sophocles, "How is your sex-life now? Are you still able to have a woman?" He replied, "Hush, man; most gladly indeed am I rid of it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master." .

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Author Unknown

The ability to enjoy your sex life is central. I don't give a shit about anything else. My obsession is total.
Dudley Moore

The act of coitus should be considered as composed of four parts, or acts, of one common play, or drama. These four parts are: first, the preparation for the act; second, the union of the organs; third, the motion of the organs; fourth, the orgasm . . . Regarding the first part of the act, let it be said that here, above all situations in the world, "haste makes waste." Put that down as the most fundamental fact in this whole affair. Right here is where ninety-nine one-hundredths of all the troubles of married life begins.
H. W. Long, MD

The backseat produced the sexual revolution.
Jerry Rubin

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen

The differences between the sexes are the single most important fact of human society.
George Gilder

The French are perhaps the only nation to identify sex with l'amour, to see it as an act of love. To the Italians it is more of an art, and in this they are following the traditions of their Roman ancestors. To the Germans and Austrians it is an act of aggression and domination, as Freud discovered in his rather specialized studies. To the Americans sex is a physical need or perhaps a status symbol or even a science (one thinks of college girls working out their orgasm averages). To the Moslem it is pride of possession; his women are beautiful chattel, like his carpets or his furniture. To the modern international man, sex is a form of scalp hunting or collector's instinct; playboys collect movie stars as well as Monets, and there is no reason to think that the Don Juan myth is peculiarly Spanish. But the British see sex as none of these things. They see it, of course and typically, as a sport.
Anthony Glyn

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
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