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|Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful
experience. Especially the one in the winter.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you
can get between the right man and the right woman.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't
believe the kids should be given homework.
Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern
times. The Victorians pretended it did not exist; the moderns
pretend nothing else exists.
Fulton J Sheen
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun
Thomas S. Szasz
Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided,
it will light the torch of eternity.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Sex is hardly ever just about sex.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are
you won't either.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going
to get or how long it is going to last.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes"
is the answer.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant.
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never
know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules
for myself, and then I break them right away.
J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate
sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence
life until we know how to understand sex.
Sex on the whole was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If
what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate
people from which they emerged unanxious, rewarded, and ready
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences
go, it's one of the best.
Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and
the expense damnable.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes
the most amount of trouble.
Sexual intercourse...is merely internal attrition and the spasmodic
excretion of mucus.
Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny.
William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
Someone asked Sophocles, "How is your sex-life now? Are
you still able to have a woman?" He replied, "Hush,
man; most gladly indeed am I rid of it all, as though I had
escaped from a mad and savage master." .
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray
for crop failure.
The ability to enjoy your sex life is central. I don't give
a shit about anything else. My obsession is total.
The act of coitus should be considered as composed of four parts,
or acts, of one common play, or drama. These four parts are:
first, the preparation for the act; second, the union of the
organs; third, the motion of the organs; fourth, the orgasm
. . . Regarding the first part of the act, let it be said that
here, above all situations in the world, "haste makes waste."
Put that down as the most fundamental fact in this whole affair.
Right here is where ninety-nine one-hundredths of all the troubles
of married life begins.
H. W. Long, MD
The backseat produced the sexual revolution.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is
that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you
can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
The differences between the sexes are the single most important
fact of human society.
The French are perhaps the only nation to identify sex with
l'amour, to see it as an act of love. To the Italians it is
more of an art, and in this they are following the traditions
of their Roman ancestors. To the Germans and Austrians it is
an act of aggression and domination, as Freud discovered in
his rather specialized studies. To the Americans sex is a physical
need or perhaps a status symbol or even a science (one thinks
of college girls working out their orgasm averages). To the
Moslem it is pride of possession; his women are beautiful chattel,
like his carpets or his furniture. To the modern international
man, sex is a form of scalp hunting or collector's instinct;
playboys collect movie stars as well as Monets, and there is
no reason to think that the Don Juan myth is peculiarly Spanish.
But the British see sex as none of these things. They see it,
of course and typically, as a sport.
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the
absence but in the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of
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