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|I think that making love is the best form of
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will
be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close
- a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ
in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but
they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any
If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual
apparatus is malfunctioning.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning,
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what
the average American does secretly, drenching himself in guilt
fixations and phobias because of his sense of sinning. I have
never felt myself a sinner or committed what I would call a
If our elaborate and dominating bodies are given us to be denied
at every turn, if our nature is always wrong and wicked, how
ineffectual we are - like fishes not meant to swim.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many
books on how to do it.
If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly
called virility, I'd decline. 'Just keep my liver and lungs
in good working order,' I'd reply, 'so I can go on drinking
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all.
If your life at night is good, you think you have everything.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.
In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really
be a sin not to have you in my arms; I'm young and healthy,
and so are you; When the moon is in the sky, tell me what am
I to do? If I could hate you, I'd keep away; But that ain't
my nature, I'm full of vitamin A! I'm young and healthy, so
let's be bold; In a year or two or three maybe we will be too
Harry Warren, 42nd Street
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world
it is a fact.
In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each
other. In the South Seas they love each other because they have
had intercourse. Who is right.
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness
of the female.
Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance.
William Shakespeare, Henry IV
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
It [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English
jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done,
and the other half are doing it
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm
too lazy to be a lesbian.
I've been too fucking busy. And vice versa.
I've oft been told by learned friars,
That wishing and the crime are one,
And Heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.
If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our heart's content;
Come then, at least we may enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment.
I've slept only with men I've been married to. How many women
can make that claim.
John Thomas says goodnight to Lady Jane, a little droopingly,
but with a hopeful heart.
D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover
Judgment of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
Let those who know not what temptation is, let those who have
walked as we have done, in the red fire of passion, those who's
lives are dull and colorless, in a word let those, if any such
there be, who have not loved, cast stones against you.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate
is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing
Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is only illusory.
Reason would command us to avoid love, if it were not for the
fatal sexual impulse - therefore it were best to be castrated.
Karl von Hartmann
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