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Meg Griffin: Can I be in the play, Mom?
Stewie Griffin: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.
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Peter Griffin: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg Griffin: What accomplishments?
Peter Griffin: Go to your room.
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Meg Griffin: Look everybody I got a makeover!!
Peter Griffin: Aw, Meg I thought you were always beautiful...[bursts out laughing]. Whoa, couldn't do that with a straight face, huh? Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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Peter Griffin [watching TV with Meg]: Who needs Brian? I have you to hang with me. [Starts talking to Meg like a dog as he's pointing at the TV.] Who that? Who that? Is that a dog, is it? Is that a dog right there? Look, see, see, Meg? Go get it! See? See the dog on TV? Who's the dog on TV?
Meg Griffin [yells at Peter]: I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!!
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Meg Griffin: I miss Uncle Patrick.
Lois Griffin: Don't worry kids I promise we can visit him once a month.
Chris Griffin: We'll be his period.
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Lois Griffin: Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat. And your tail.
Meg Griffin: My what?
Lois Griffin: Nothing.
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Lois Griffin: Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says "Little Slut." That seems pretty hip.
Meg Griffin: I don't know if that's really me, Mom.
Lois Griffin: Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star" and another that says "Sperm Dumpster." And they're all written in glitter.
Meg Griffin: All right, all right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster."
Lois Griffin: That's the spirit!
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Chris Griffin: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
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Chris Griffin: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter Griffin: Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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Chris Griffin: What did you get from your boyfriends?
Meg Griffin: Oh you know from my boyfriend, Prince William, I got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and a sceptre...[goes crazy and runs away crying]
Stewie: She needs to get laid BIG TIME!
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Family Guy is an American animated television series about the fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. .