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Stewie Griffin: When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
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Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.
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Stewie Griffin: Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!
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Peter Griffin: Now kids daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
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Peter Griffin [giving a speech running for school board]: This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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Stewie Griffin: Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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Peter Griffin: Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
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Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi. [runs off giggling]
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Chris Griffin: Hey Meg, I'll pay you a dollar a day to smell my sneakers! [laughs and dances around the living room for about 20 seconds, then suddenly stops] Oh, I peed and pooped.
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Family Guy is an American animated television series about the fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.