Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to
have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise
is - is just bogus.
Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases.
That's why I went back to men.
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin: I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my
head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking
about.
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin [reading the Bible]: My my, what a thumping
good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other
to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the
Pooh.
Chris Griffin: Please, don't say pooh.
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work
since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because
if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Family Guy |
Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: There's always been a lot of tension between
Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's
just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Family Guy |
Glen Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy!
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin: I guess the lesson learned here is that it
doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the
same religion.
Family Guy |
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