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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


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Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.
Family Guy
Peter Griffin: I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin [reading the Bible]: My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Chris Griffin: Please, don't say pooh.
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Family Guy
Peter Griffin: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
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Stewie Griffin: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
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Glen Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy!
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Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
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Peter Griffin: I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.
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Family Guy is an American animated television series about the fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.


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