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Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.
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Peter Griffin: I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
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Stewie Griffin [reading the Bible]: My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Chris Griffin: Please, don't say pooh.
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Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
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Peter Griffin: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
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Stewie Griffin: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
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Glen Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy!
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Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
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Peter Griffin: I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.
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Family Guy is an American animated television series about the fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.