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63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Change is good. You go first.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Work is for losers. A winner says 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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