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We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.
When did ignorance become a point of view?
When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.
Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
Women don't like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won't admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you're hash.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Your boss reached his/her position by being politically astute. Don't turn your back.
Corollary : To be a successful manager, you must learn to be insensitive to the needs of your employees.
Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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