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The Dogbert method of eliminating guilt is simple. All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All you have to do is find them and kill them.
Dilbert
The entire economic system depends on the fact that people are willing to do unpleasant things in return for money.
Dilbert
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Dilbert
The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.
Dilbert
The world is full of attractive people whom you will never meet. Your only hope for romance is to lower your standards until co-workers look good.
- Dogbert, "Dating Co-Workers"
Dilbert
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Dilbert
There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Dilbert
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Dilbert
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Dilbert
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Dilbert
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.



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