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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Dilbert
People enter the marketing profession after they realize that they have grown up without any particular skills.
Dilbert
People who work in accounting departments often work 12 hour days creating reports that nobody cares about. This gives them a very bad attitude. Do not attempt humor around them.
Dilbert
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Dilbert
Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
Dilbert
Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know).
Dilbert
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Dilbert
The best things in life are silly.
Dilbert
The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for being irrational and belligerent at the slightest excuse.
Dilbert
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Dilbert
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.



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