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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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