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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Dilbert
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Dilbert
Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
Dilbert
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
Dilbert
Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Dilbert
Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Dilbert
No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Dilbert
One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Dilbert
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.



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