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Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.
W. C. Fields

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. Fields

There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
W. C. Fields

Women are like elephants. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.