W. C. Fields Quotes, Famous W. C. Fields Quotes Quotations Sayings

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Quotes of the Week - Aug 24, 2010:
"Barack Obama is the worst President in history." -- Ben Quayle, son of former US Vice President.

"He is a bit old." -- Fabio Capello, England soccer coach, saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive matches.

"I am not on the Earth to be bullied by women journalists who envy my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse. I have a fantastic arse." -- Sinead O'Connor, singer, resents criticism of her recent wedding.

"I'm no Tom Jones but I'm doing better than Nick Clegg." -- UK X Factor finalist Olly Murs, reveals his sexual conquests now number more than 30.

Authors: W. C. Fields Quotes, Famous W. C. Fields Quotes Quotations Sayings

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
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Never try to impress a woman. Because if you do she'll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your life. And the pace, my friends, is devastating.
W. C. Fields

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
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He wanted this on his tombstone

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Prayers never bring anything . . . They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
W. C. Fields

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.