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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: W. C. Fields Quotes, Famous W. C. Fields Quotes Quotations Sayings

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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible . . . for loopholes.
W. C. Fields

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.

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