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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water, fish fuck in it.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that's the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W. C. Fields

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
In reply to an accusation of drunkenness

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.