W. C. Fields Quotes, Famous W. C. Fields Quotes Quotations Sayings

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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: W. C. Fields Quotes, Famous W. C. Fields Quotes Quotations Sayings

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water, fish fuck in it.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that's the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W. C. Fields

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
In reply to an accusation of drunkenness

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.

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