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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Groucho Marx

I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you.
Groucho Marx

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Groucho Marx

I would horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Groucho Marx

I'd dance with you until the cows came home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you came home.
Groucho Marx

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.

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