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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Groucho Marx Quotes, Famous Groucho Marx Quotes, Quotations
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
Groucho Marx
Yesterday is gone - tomorrow isn't here yet. I have just one day - today - and I can choose how I shall be! And I choose to be happy!!
Groucho Marx
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho Marx
Your eyes shine like the pants of my blue serge suit.
Groucho Marx
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.


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