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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Groucho Marx Quotes, Famous Groucho Marx Quotes, Quotations
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Groucho Marx
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.
Groucho Marx
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the partys.
Groucho Marx
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup the rest of your life.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.


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