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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Groucho Marx Quotes, Famous Groucho Marx Quotes, Quotations
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!
Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx
Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here.
Groucho Marx
Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.


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