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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!
Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Groucho Marx

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx

Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here.
Groucho Marx

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.