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"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy.
Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Groucho Marx

Blood's not thicker than money.
Groucho Marx

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.