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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.
Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?.
Groucho Marx

Home is where you hang your head.
Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
Groucho Marx

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances - the curtains were up.
Groucho Marx

I don't know what sort of president he'd make. He talks and talks and talks. He'd make a helluva wife.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.

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