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"You are my lord, you're my darling, you're my orgy, my charming prince." -- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's tribute to husband, Nicholas Sarkozy, president of France.

"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.

"Many things that happened in the jungle we have to leave in the jungle." -- Former hostage Ingrid Betancourt, refuses to discuss certain details about her six years of captivity in jungles of Colombia.

"Europe is a family of 27 nations, we can't leave anyone behind." -- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, urging European Parliament to speed negotiations over Lisbon Treaty.

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We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.
Dilbert

When did ignorance become a point of view?
Dilbert

When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.
Dilbert

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Dilbert

Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
Dilbert

Women don't like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won't admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you're hash.
Dilbert

Work is for losers. A winner says 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline.
Dilbert

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Dilbert

Your boss reached his/her position by being politically astute. Don't turn your back.
Corollary : To be a successful manager, you must learn to be insensitive to the needs of your employees.
Dilbert

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.