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Quotes of the Week - June 23, 2009:
"What's up London?" -- Britney Spears addressing audience at her show in Manchester.

"It's time to heal the wounds of the monument with the return of the marbles which belong to it." -- Carolos Papoulias, Greek President, renewing demands to Britain to return Parthenon statues taken nearly 200 years ago.

"Protesting against lies and fraud is your right." -- Mir-Hossein Mousavi, Iranian opposition leader, defying country's Supreme Leader by supporting protests of the disputed presidential election.

"The burqa is not a religious sign; it's a sign of subservience, a sign of debasement." -- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, announcing the Muslim burqa would not be welcome in France.


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We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.
Dilbert
When did ignorance become a point of view?
Dilbert
When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.
Dilbert
Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Dilbert
Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
Dilbert
Women don't like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won't admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you're hash.
Dilbert
Work is for losers. A winner says 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline.
Dilbert
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Dilbert
Your boss reached his/her position by being politically astute. Don't turn your back.
Corollary : To be a successful manager, you must learn to be insensitive to the needs of your employees.
Dilbert
Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.


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