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"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.
Dilbert

When did ignorance become a point of view?
Dilbert

When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.
Dilbert

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Dilbert

Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
Dilbert

Women don't like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won't admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you're hash.
Dilbert

Work is for losers. A winner says 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline.
Dilbert

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Dilbert

Your boss reached his/her position by being politically astute. Don't turn your back.
Corollary : To be a successful manager, you must learn to be insensitive to the needs of your employees.
Dilbert

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.