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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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We've gotten some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed your arms. That is unacceptable body language.
Dilbert

When did ignorance become a point of view?
Dilbert

When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle. The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy. Luckily you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear.
Dilbert

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
Dilbert

Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?
Dilbert

Women don't like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won't admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you're hash.
Dilbert

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Dilbert

Your boss reached his/her position by being politically astute. Don't turn your back.
Corollary : To be a successful manager, you must learn to be insensitive to the needs of your employees.
Dilbert

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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