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Quotes of the Week - May 13, 2008:
"We have lit the torch on top of the world." -- Climber on Chinese mountaineering team that took Olympic flame to top Mount Everest.

"I am not a monster. I could have killed them all, and no one would have known." -- Josef Fritzl, 73, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with daughter he imprisoned in a cellar for 24 years.

"Every US President has to have a war." -- Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet President, claiming the US military buildup risks leading to a new cold war with Russia.

"We will not just bring our supplies to an airport, dump it and take off." -- Anthony Banbury, UN World Food Program Regional Director, on why relief agencies were having trouble getting food aid to cyclone survivors in Burma.

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63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
Dilbert

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert

All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
Dilbert

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
Dilbert

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Dilbert

Change is good. You go first.
Dilbert

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Dilbert

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Dilbert

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Dilbert

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.