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Quotes of the Week - Feb 2, 2010:
"If vibrators could light the barbie and kill spiders in the bathtub, would we need men at all." -- Kathy Lette, novelist, wonders whether marriage has had its day.

"There'll be a population of demented old people, like an invasion of terrible immigrants." -- Martin Amis, novelist, who called for euthanasia booths on street corners in Britain where elderly people could end their lives "with a Martini and a medal".

"I'd rather be a really good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President." -- US President Obama, vows to continue to press for health care reform.


Authors: Dilbert Quotes, Famous Dilbert Quotes Quotations Sayings
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63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
Dilbert
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert
All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
Dilbert
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
Dilbert
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Dilbert
Change is good. You go first.
Dilbert
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Dilbert
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Dilbert
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Dilbert
Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Dilbert
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.


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