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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.
Dilbert

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert

All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
Dilbert

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
Dilbert

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Dilbert

Change is good. You go first.
Dilbert

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Dilbert

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Dilbert

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Dilbert

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.