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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Dilbert

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Dilbert

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
Dilbert

Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
Dilbert

Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Dilbert

Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Dilbert

No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Dilbert

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.