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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Dilbert

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Dilbert

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
Dilbert

Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
Dilbert

Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Dilbert

Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Dilbert

No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Dilbert

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.