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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


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Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
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Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
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Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Dilbert
Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
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No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.


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