Dilbert Quotes, Famous Dilbert Quotes Quotations Dilbert Sayings

TOPICS: Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Art - Sex - All Topics

Literary - Top 10 Lists - Proverbs - Quotes of Day - 2010 Quotes

AUTHORS by last name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Quotes of the Week - Aug 24, 2010:
"Barack Obama is the worst President in history." -- Ben Quayle, son of former US Vice President.

"He is a bit old." -- Fabio Capello, England soccer coach, saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive matches.

"I am not on the Earth to be bullied by women journalists who envy my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse. I have a fantastic arse." -- Sinead O'Connor, singer, resents criticism of her recent wedding.

"I'm no Tom Jones but I'm doing better than Nick Clegg." -- UK X Factor finalist Olly Murs, reveals his sexual conquests now number more than 30.

Authors: Dilbert Quotes, Famous Dilbert Quotes Quotations Sayings

1 2 3 4 5 6

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Dilbert

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Dilbert

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they've done.
Dilbert

Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
- Dogbert's Theory of Mondays.
Dilbert

Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
Dilbert

Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Dilbert

No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Dilbert

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Dilbert

1 2 3 4 5 6

Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.