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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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The Dogbert method of eliminating guilt is simple. All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All you have to do is find them and kill them.
Dilbert

The entire economic system depends on the fact that people are willing to do unpleasant things in return for money.
Dilbert

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Dilbert

The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.
Dilbert

The world is full of attractive people whom you will never meet. Your only hope for romance is to lower your standards until co-workers look good.
- Dogbert, "Dating Co-Workers"
Dilbert

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Dilbert

There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Dilbert

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Dilbert

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Dilbert

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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