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Quotes of the Week - June 17, 2008:
"I think that, in retrospect, I could have used a different rhetoric. Phrases such as 'bring them on' or 'dead of alive' indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace." -- US President George W Bush regrets being so hawkish over Iraq.

"The nation will live to regret what the court has done today." -- US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia after the court rules foreign terror suspects at Guantanamo Bay can challenge their detention in US courts.

"He didn't like the nose" -- Courtroom sketch artist Janet Hamlin on the response of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the self-confessed mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, after he saw a sketch of himself.

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For every person who thinks up a magnificent breakthrough idea, there are a hundred who are nothing more than mindless and unimportant implementers of the idea. The reason for the imbalance in numbers is that the implementers tend to kill the people with the great ideas in order to cut down on the workload.
Dilbert

I get mail; therefore I am.
Dilbert

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Dilbert

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
Dilbert

If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish he will buy an ugly hat. And if you talk about fish to a starving man then you are a consultant.
Dilbert

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Dilbert

If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
Dilbert

I'll be happy to make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document.
Dilbert

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Dilbert

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.