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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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People enter the marketing profession after they realize that they have grown up without any particular skills.
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People who work in accounting departments often work 12 hour days creating reports that nobody cares about. This gives them a very bad attitude. Do not attempt humor around them.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
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Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know).
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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The best things in life are silly.
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The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for being irrational and belligerent at the slightest excuse.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.