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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Dilbert

People enter the marketing profession after they realize that they have grown up without any particular skills.
Dilbert

People who work in accounting departments often work 12 hour days creating reports that nobody cares about. This gives them a very bad attitude. Do not attempt humor around them.
Dilbert

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Dilbert

Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
Dilbert

Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know).
Dilbert

Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Dilbert

The best things in life are silly.
Dilbert

The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for being irrational and belligerent at the slightest excuse.
Dilbert

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.

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