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"You are my lord, you're my darling, you're my orgy, my charming prince." -- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's tribute to husband, Nicholas Sarkozy, president of France.

"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist, about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.

"Many things that happened in the jungle we have to leave in the jungle." -- Former hostage Ingrid Betancourt, refuses to discuss certain details about her six years of captivity in jungles of Colombia.

"Europe is a family of 27 nations, we can't leave anyone behind." -- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, urging European Parliament to speed negotiations over Lisbon Treaty.

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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People enter the marketing profession after they realize that they have grown up without any particular skills.
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People who work in accounting departments often work 12 hour days creating reports that nobody cares about. This gives them a very bad attitude. Do not attempt humor around them.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
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Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know).
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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The best things in life are silly.
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The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for being irrational and belligerent at the slightest excuse.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.