Sybil’s my wife, and on the first day of October, that’s the first time I knew Ross was going to run. – James Stockdale
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she’s not, I eat meat. I’m just being honest. – J. B. Smoove
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. – Israel Zangwill
I’m not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I’m not physically capable. – Jeremy Clarkson
When we were shooting ‘Oz,’ my wife was doing ‘Beauty and the Beast’ on Broadway, singing and dancing. It was an interesting dichotomy in our house. – J. K. Simmons
I remember back in the early ’70s, when I had a disastrous Grand Prix, my wife, Lynn, said to me, ‘Don’t worry, you’re going to be a late boomer.’ That’s what she said to me, and I’ve always held that thought. – Ian Millar
If you have fear, you are bound by tradition, you follow some leader or guru. When you are bound by tradition, when you are afraid of your husband or your wife, you lose your dignity as an individual human being. – Jiddu Krishnamurti
When I think of the moment I knew that my marriage to Josiah would end, there were a few moments before I really, really knew. I probably knew, when I saw my ex-husband and his now wife – then colleague – having tea together in his office, that something was amiss. – Isabel Gillies
My mother likes what I cook, but doesn’t think it’s French. My wife is Puerto Rican and Cuban, so I eat rice and beans. We have a place in Mexico, but people think I’m the quintessential French chef. – Jacques Pepin
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously. – John Ortberg
After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! – Jacques Pepin
When my son was 8 months old, he had a febrile seizure. You know, if you’re in the first year – my wife and I refer to it as the ‘darkness.’ You’re just underwater. – Jeff Nichols
In ‘Friday Night Lights,’ the relationship between the coach and his wife, that marriage was something that you couldn’t really understand until you actually saw it exist on film. – Jason Katims
My wife and I have our date nights. We love the Showtime shows like ‘Shameless,’ ‘Homeland’ and ‘House of Lies.’ And of course, ‘Scandal’ is high on the list; you’ve got to do ‘Scandal.’ – Glynn Turman
Quite honestly, I’m so happy to be Jonathan’s wife and my children’s mum that anything else is a bonus. – Jane Goldman
I would say 90 percent of the scripts that show up on my door are women who have had lots of plastic surgery that are married to rich men – sort of a trophy wife. – Jennifer Coolidge
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I’m at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy. – James Denton
My affection for Taiwan… is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. – Jackie Chan
A fashionable wife! Oh! Never will I be anything so heartless! I have pictured for myself a far higher destiny than this. – Will it ever be more than a picture? – Jane Welsh Carlyle
You don’t stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It’s terrible, but you know. I just want the hugs, the kisses. A kiss! – Ian McLagan
Whenever I’m doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there’s a director around, I never want anybody’s wife to feel threatened by me. – Julianne Moore
I was with my wife for five years before we got married. At some point, she was ready to take the next step, and I would say, ‘I’m committed to you now; nothing’s going to change.’ – James Marsden
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore